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[–] Xanthrax 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I call my partner stuff like that because she periodically takes the most loud, massive shits I've ever experienced. They are wet and echoey, and I can hear them from upstairs. I still love her to death. She's the most beautiful person I've ever met, but GODDAMN can she take a shit. If she's on her period, her bowels become a banshee, especially. Before she even takes a shit, "I can hear the boulders tumbling down the mountain." I don't blame her. This is after being together close to a decade. I love her so much, but after the bathroom door starts staying open, you learn a lot about each other. I like hot sauce and chili so my shits are probably worse.

[–] quafeinum 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My partner never farts. EXCEPT on the toilet. It was irritating at first but you get used to thunder farts

[–] Xanthrax 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Welcome to the thunderdome.

I always ask, "Why didn't you shut the door if you're going thunder strike us like that?", and she'd say, "I was in a hurry. " I don't even judge anymore, lmao. I feel.

[–] CitizenKong 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

She might have irritable bowel syndrome or a lactose intolerance, this does not sound normal.

[–] Xanthrax 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

She has IBS. You're correct. We've done our best to acclimate to her diet. Still got the thunder shits.