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[–] Modva 47 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I never thought I'd ever see someone argue against helping kids with cancer DIRECTLY when we have excess in the palm our hands, and yet here we are.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So you're saying he should have wasted that banana when there's children starving in Africa?

[–] Napdyn 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No you plant the banana and let it multiply so you can dig them up in the warm season and feed many

[–] AnUnusualRelic 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Sadly, that's not how bananas work.

[–] Napdyn 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yeah you put them in the ground and then the flowers bloom on the tap root that comes out the end of the banana. They are then fertilised by earth worms and once the bananas ripen you then pull them out as the bunch we all know and love.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

wtf alien banana are you talking about

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Bananas are weird trees, not under the ground. Just in case you aren't just talking shit for fun.