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[–] Clent 36 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Clearly those aren't real scientists. Real scientists have secret labs, where they do secret research.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

And annoying older sisters who blow their experiments to smithereens...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's why they learn random facts about stink bugs to scare everyone away from their secret knowledge

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My new favorite conspiracy theory

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

And remember: the more niche it sounds, the more secret their actual project. When someone tells you they use role and reference grammar to analyze the socio economic implications of the difference in vowel harmony between classical and biblical Hebrew, they basically admit they work for MKUltra. It isn't debatable in any meaningful way at that point anymore.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Prepare for the cataclysm!