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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/microblogmemes
 

(FYI - the article that the guy is replying to is misinformation. Two commenters have provided snopes links for anyone curious.)

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[–] [email protected] 115 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If trans people and Adderall people are outlawed then there will be no tech industry left.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You are forgetting about the furries.

[–] glitchdx 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

there's a lot of overlap in that venn diagram

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

some might event say it's a circle

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A hole is kind of a circle.

:3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This one in particular is chambered in 300mm, now get back in thine hole tech goblin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Hell you could erase the circles and just color in the whole page at that point

[–] captainlezbian 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are there any cis furries in tech that aren’t on amphetamines?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The ones that are were probably all grabbed up by the US Navy to work on the Nuclear Submarines.

[–] captainlezbian 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the navy we’re talking about…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel like you want the straightest ones on the submarine, if only for the smell.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm so confused by this comment, straight people smell better?! Gay people (or I"m assuming you're referring to the sexual acts) smell worse than straight people?! So straight people can't have anal sex and are known for how great they smell?!? If it's an attempt at a joke, try punching up instead of down.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was making a joke about the smell of sexual fluids, what with submarines being partially closed systems. Dont want too much seamen semen. Yeah I dont fully get it either, I am very tired.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

New concept: submarine aces

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

lol fair enough.

[–] AgentOrangesicle 20 points 1 month ago

Nah, I think we're included by virtue of overlapping Venn diagrams.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Won’t somebody think of the yiff markets