Political Weirdos

Ah, Trump the market vendor ...let's see now:

• Sells corrupted bibles (personalized with name, introduction, and illegal copy of the constitution on a religious item).
• Sells watches (design copied from other brands, also inscribed with name).
• Sells "commemorative" coins (stamped with own imagery and name).
• Sells Hats, T-Shirts and Neckties.
• Sells Shoes (branded with his own name).
• Sells Guitars (design copied from another brand).
• Sells Stolen Top Secret documents.
• Sells Confidential intelligence information about assets abroad.
• Sells Access directly to the White House and/or Camp David (to previous enemies of the state).
• Sells Cabinet positions.
• Sells The country's position on international defense treaties.
• Sells His own Crypto hustle.
• Sells A nationwide position on environmental and climate change.
• Sells A nationwide position on oil drilling.
• Sells Luncheons where he promises to be present.
• Sells Music (a song about/with the convicted January 6 insurrectionists).
• Sells His own social media platform.
• Sells Shares on the stock market, named after himself.
• Sells Pieces of Ukraine, a sovereign country.
• Sells A degree from a school in his name, unrecognized as valid schooling.
• Sells Abusively priced real estate.
• Sells Access to the golf course at his "home".
• Sells His own criminal mugshot.

Probably am forgetting a few other items.

Oh how the US would have been so much better off if this guy only had a market stall on a country fair....