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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Picture this: you're working in a large open-plan office and you need to send a message to Steve at the other end of the room. You pull out your messenger handgun, dictate your message (because you paid for the voice recognition feature) and let it engrave your words on a bullet. Then you simply fire it at the target mounted above Steve's cube!

Fast, attention-getting and simple. It's the perfect system.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

we currently use a cat laser pointer

How does this work? Attach the message to the cat and point the laser at the intended recipient?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

It probably does, I see no problems with that solution.,

[–] Today 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We have 17 people facing all different directions in one office. To get someone's attention we aim the laser at their computer annoyingly until they turn around.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, so just the laser, no cat. This is more practical but less cute.

[–] Today 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah. I mentioned your idea to them and now they're all mad that we don't have an office messenger cat.