Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Message bullets (self.shitty_million_dollar_ideas)

submitted 3 weeks ago by spittingimage to c/[email protected]

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Picture this: you're working in a large open-plan office and you need to send a message to Steve at the other end of the room. You pull out your messenger handgun, dictate your message (because you paid for the voice recognition feature) and let it engrave your words on a bullet. Then you simply fire it at the target mounted above Steve's cube!

Fast, attention-getting and simple. It's the perfect system.

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[–] Today 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah. I mentioned your idea to them and now they're all mad that we don't have an office messenger cat.