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I feel sorry for satire writers in the last decade or so, it must be genuinely difficult to come up with stuff more bizarre than reality.
I…worked on this story for a year…and…he just…he generated it out.
I feel bad to exist in this timeline with all the "bizarre stuff,"
I now understand how "may you live in interesting times" is such a bad thing.
I just feel bad. Just in general. Wake up. Feel bad.
Don't drink so much alcohol at night my friend 😉
I don't......anymore.
Ah a fellow day drinker!