Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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"But you ARE a lawyer."

"Yeah, so where's my present?"

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

soon

"I refuse to say anything without another lawyer present."

[–] thenextguy 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only slightly higher, so you get a two-level effect, with a little path down the middle.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion 5 points 1 day ago

Ni!