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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Delphia 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Forget that, just lease the desk to a company that makes gay and trans porn and have people fuck on it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

that's not what jones used it for?

[–] Delphia 1 points 8 hours ago

No. Im suggesting penis on the desk, not an enormous cunt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There was nothing else in the news today but this. Every person on the planet knows at this point.

[–] PapaStevesy 4 points 1 day ago

Except the person who just asked what it was about, I imagine that's why they asked .

[–] SkyezOpen 6 points 1 day ago

Not when they exclusively get their news from fox, tucker, and Alex Jones. Most probably have no clue. One downside to isolationist media.