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Huh, never thought I'd be an Infowars listener, but then I also never thought Trump would be a two-term president. So I guess this is just a strange timeline.
I was thinking we were in the Darkest Timeline, but was confused because nobody is wearing evil eye patches or goatees
It turns out eye patches and goatees are signs of good people.