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The Onion wins Alex Jones' Infowars in bankruptcy auction (www.nbcnews.com)
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[–] GrymEdm 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Huh, never thought I'd be an Infowars listener, but then I also never thought Trump would be a two-term president. So I guess this is just a strange timeline.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was thinking we were in the Darkest Timeline, but was confused because nobody is wearing evil eye patches or goatees

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It turns out eye patches and goatees are signs of good people.