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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

An actual exchange in a group my wife was in, back before we were even dating:

Player: "I wanna catch the stone from his sling! What should I roll for that?"

DM: "Damage."

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"It was at that moment, I realized I had two options...

A.) I can sidestep the projectile, negating any damage entirely...

Or B.) Intercept the projectile, catching it in mid-air, with my face!

OOF!...Should'a gone with (A.)...!"