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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'd feel bad about leaving them tied to a tree while I'm at work, so I'd probably just go with a bike which is fueled by snacks and doesn't even shit!

[email protected] ftw

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

a bike which is fueled by snacks and doesn't even shit!

Well the actual motor that powers the bicycle does shit, though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but I was gonna anyway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The increase in fuel you need for the physical exertion of riding a bike increase your waste output tho.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

But there's also the byproduct of making you swole and potentially making exercise your new hobby, which then further increases your energy consumption and waste output...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, it gets you in shape: Triple bonus!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You even get a wide variety of fuel options for your bicycle. I rode one to work every day for a few years, and my fuel of choice was oatmeal, which is healthy, cheap, and delicious (esp. w/ berries and honey).

Unfortunately, I changed jobs and cycling is no longer practical, but riding a horse is even less practical (can't really tie them to the parking garage in the city...). Maybe I'll get an e-bike and get back in the saddle.