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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The increase in fuel you need for the physical exertion of riding a bike increase your waste output tho.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

But there's also the byproduct of making you swole and potentially making exercise your new hobby, which then further increases your energy consumption and waste output...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah, it gets you in shape: Triple bonus!