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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I mean, deport him where? Any other country would probably deport him right back here.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

.... Antarctica doesn't seem to have much in the way of law enforcement, so they likely wouldn't deport him back to us.

Could we Try there?

[–] TrickDacy 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So he could fuck up the only thing really going on there which is scientific studies? Fuck that. There's entire deserts that would love to have him

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

You make a good point.

The sand consumes all.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

The penguins must feed

[–] Madison420 1 points 1 month ago

You'd be wrong there, they have police and they are in fact strict, the US marshal system does not fuck around.

[–] Jesusaurus 17 points 1 month ago

Can we start deporting the inbred uneducated to the great Pacific Garbage patch?

[–] TheLowestStone 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Launching things into the sun takes a lot of energy and complex calculations. It's interestingly easier to send something out of the solar system than into the sun

[–] TheLowestStone 20 points 1 month ago

To be perfectly honest, I'm not actually worried about whether or not he makes it to the sun.

[–] trolololol 3 points 1 month ago

Oh now you want to risk these unstable geniuses to be the first things aliens find about earth?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Aren't the calculations easy? The energy is insane though.

[–] Anticorp 2 points 1 month ago

Where is Superman when we need him?

[–] SkunkWorkz 5 points 1 month ago

The ocean, out of an helicopter. It’s what they voted for.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Colombia? Duh.