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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] _bcron_ 124 points 2 weeks ago (38 children)

I think the only thing to learn from this is that if Jesus himself came down and ran as a democrat, Trump would make jokes about crucifixes and the religious right would start cheering. There is no crossing party lines

[–] PolydoreSmith 68 points 2 weeks ago (32 children)

Oh c’mon, Kamala was pretty far from Jesus, and Trump and co. are no political masterminds. This was the dems race to lose and they brilliantly pulled it off by exhibiting what can only be described as an active disdain for anything that even smelled like progressive politics. Turns out you can’t win on “the other guy is worse.” They fucked up and lost fair and square.

[–] Resonosity 2 points 2 weeks ago

Amen

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