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You didn't think they actually spent ten thousand dollars for a hammer and thirty thousand for a toilet seat, did you?
Came here to post this lol
What’s the reference?
Independence Day (1996)
They just walked in to the underground lab beneath Area 51. The president was curious how it was paid for.
What kindernacht said.
Judd Hirsch plays Jeff Goldblum's character's dad, who has low tolerance for bullshit lol
I'm so fucking glad I'm not the only one who IMMEDIATELY thought of that guy saying that line
There's a bunch of us it seems 😂
I knew someone would post this fast and I was not dissapointed.