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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Wet, I can understand. But cold?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ever driven 45 minutes home after bottoming? It get pretty cold before you get to a shower

[–] GladiusB 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Things I never realized being a straight man

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let me help every woman you'll sleep with going forward, then. Don't just jizz on the bed when you pull out. It also gets cold, but now it's where you need to sleep. Lol.

Also don't get it in their hair, it's a bitch to get out if it dries. Invest in a daily glass of pineapple juice, though, and you probably won't have to worry about it where to end. They won't mind swallowing so much

[–] GladiusB 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lmao. I'm an old man with a kid and a committed GF. We always have something to take care of it. But thanks for the PSA.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would you not just shower afterwards?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Not always an option. What if you've just been fucked in a field? There's no shower. Or more likely, the handicap stall at a Walmart halfway between your houses because neither of you can host, and you live 2 hours apart

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

It is pretty close to where the sun doesn't shine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

maybe it's a windy day