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[–] Subtracty 53 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

1-3 Amazing costume idea for dedicated person with makeup skills. 4 But where do I get a crocodile?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] jaybone 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So rather than anywhere in Florida, we're talking just the tip of America's penis.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes. Just the tip. I promise.

[–] Viking_Hippie 2 points 2 weeks ago

I fell for that once and now I have a criminal record in Arkansas since they didn't believe that there's crocodiles in the US either!

[–] peopleproblems 6 points 2 weeks ago
  1. And in your backyard!
[–] BreadOven 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
  1. ???
  2. Profit.

Why is it changing my 3/4 to 1/2?

[–] idunnololz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Floridians don't want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Comes with the spirit halloween set.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

But where do I get a crocodile?

We used to meet them at work, on the streets, in clubs, everywhere. Today you should probably install an app and hope you'll match with one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

How do you get a lab coat on said Crocodile?