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His other name is Teleporno
https://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Celeborn
"Celeborn was a Sindarin prince of Doriath, being the grandson of Elmo"
Teleporno, son of Pornhubo, brother of xHamster, brother-in-law of Thin-rod.
They also have this weird cousin named Nhentai that nobody wants to acknowledge.
Real time ultra fast (self-?)censorship directly on the data input bus to the brainhole.
Nothing is prefect, let us just pretend this didn't happen just now & lets enjoy the work further.
I'm guessing.
I wouldn't televise mine but you do you celeborn
"Is this one of those illegal channels? It's so blurry you can't even see anything. Oh wait there it is, wow, I thought that was an arm at first."
Look, homie just tryin to make a dollar while competing against hardcore orc porn and hobbit scat fetish. Leave him alone
hobbit porn is just a guy ripping fat tokes on a pipe while gently stroking a rake
Dammit, and I just changed underwear!
As someone who's a fan of the Silmarillion, idk how I never knew this.
Is it pronounced differently? Like Tokyo Sexwale isn't pronounced like you just did in your head.
Sorry, as someone who frequently mispronounces everything, I'm not the right person to ask.
I don't think so, at least not meaningfully. Obviously it has a different meaning: tel- is seemingly a prefix that means "finish, end, be last", and orn means tree (can also be seen in his other name, Celeborn). So the meaningful pieces would be tel and orn, which means that the p might be less pronounced than an English person would normally do it, but it doesn't make much of a difference.
Tl;dr: he's just named Teleporno ¯\_(ツ)_/¯