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[–] thesporkeffect 60 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The erection won't do you much good as you try to avoid going into respiratory arrest:

Symptoms may appear within 10 to 20 minutes after the bite, and death within two to six hours, where severe pain radiates to the rest of the limb, systemic effects include tachycardia, increased blood pressure, vertigo, fever, sweating, visual disturbances, nausea, vomiting, difficulty breathing and paralysis.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

... But... Also the erection, yes? 🤔

[–] thesporkeffect 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Win some, lose some

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Does this applies to 70 yo? Otherwise we don’t have a deal. Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fully erect, like hard in the tip

You’ll feel like a kid again

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

So, i see no downside here 😁

[–] Couldbealeotard 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The good news is you get a four hour erection.
The bad news is that you die within two hours.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Hey! Necrophiliacs need love, too!