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Literally, 'not the onion'

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I saw people in the McDonald's drive thru line today. Can't wait to get an ecoli burger I guess.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Do you really think they're still using the contaminated onions?

3 to 8 days incubation period for e.coli.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Or that people aren't ever in the McDonald's drive thru

[–] PapaStevesy 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Took her off the vegetation

Took her by the arm.

Selling E. coli burgers

Couldn't do no harm."