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submitted 2 weeks ago by Kintarian to c/dadjokes

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… and American when you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?

European.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not always American when I'm entering the bathroom, sometimes I'm Russian.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

... but even if you start out Russian, sometimes things don't go as planned and you end up Stalin.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

While you're in there, may as well do a little Putin.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Don't try to force things or you'll end up in Spain.