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Tofu scramble tastes like murder. It only tastes like eggs when you've lost the memory of what eggs actually taste like, kinda like vegan bacon or ground beef. I'm a vegetarian but I refuse to lie to people and tell them my meatless alternative tastes the same or is indistinguishable.
I don’t lie to people either, but tofu scramble literally tastes like eggs?
Eggs from happy chickens walking around in your yard helping with pest control taste even better. Though they're all different sizes so you need to get used to weighing them instead of counting. And sometimes they have poo on them.
I buy my eggs from the Mennonites who bring them to a local market right by my house. They cost more but not by much, and they are so worth it, the yolks are so bright and tasty. I love having fried eggs made with them. They also have great dairy stuff they bring, and baked goods.