this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] Pretzilla 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Beans beans the magical fruit The more you eat the more you toot

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 5 points 1 month ago

The more you toot the better you feel, so eat your beans at every meal!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

OK now I'm scared.

I never heard that before, and just now YouTube showed me this: https://youtube.com/shorts/4Lxtssc1RVo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The more you toot, the better you feel, so let’s eat beans at every meal!