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Pick some unrelated lectures, they said. (sh.itjust.works)
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It will widen your horizon, they said. And here I was, foolishly thinking I could get away with half-assing statistics during my degree.

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[–] dotdi 59 points 2 months ago (4 children)

As somebody with a degree in bioinformatics, I have never seen something more true in my whole life.

Some more lies from my time in academia:

  • “Planning and executing medical trials” = 6 months of statistics
  • “Machine Learning” = 6 months of statistics
  • “Pattern Recognition” = 6 months of statistics
  • “Health Data Science” = 6 months of statistics
  • Biostatistics = lol jk just 6 months of statistics
[–] SpaceNoodle 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Biostatistics was the only part of my biomedical engineering PhD course load that I enjoyed

Guess who doesn't have a PhD

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My dog

[–] SpaceNoodle 5 points 1 month ago

Your dog and I have a lot in common

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Almost every Baby Boomer ever.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I thought the punch line was that biostatistics is actual biology, and biology is statistics :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

A someone not in the field (CS/Machine learning) what did you expect these to be?