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[–] RangerJosie 89 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I don't believe that for one fucking second. But im happy to be proven wrong.

This is a man who's never worked a day in his life. An 8hr shift running a fryer would kill him stone dead. If he could even do the job at all.

[–] jeffw 62 points 2 months ago (6 children)

8 hours? lol he’ll probably stand there for a minute, accidentally touch the wrong thing, and walk away with a burn

[–] mipadaitu 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

He'll drop a cup of ice in the fryer, it'll boil over and get oil everywhere, and then he'll walk away.

[–] scutiger 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Donald, the oil's too hot! Quick, dump a bucket of ice in there before it catches fire!

[–] JustZ 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just to be sure this would splatter oil violently around the room, right?

[–] scutiger 5 points 2 months ago

Quite violently, yes.

It's essentially what happens at Thanksgiving every year when people try to deep fry a frozen turkey and burn their houses down.

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