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I don't believe that for one fucking second. But im happy to be proven wrong.
This is a man who's never worked a day in his life. An 8hr shift running a fryer would kill him stone dead. If he could even do the job at all.
8 hours? lol he’ll probably stand there for a minute, accidentally touch the wrong thing, and walk away with a burn
A minute? He can stand there and do nothing for 39 minutes!
He'll drop a cup of ice in the fryer, it'll boil over and get oil everywhere, and then he'll walk away.
Donald, the oil's too hot! Quick, dump a bucket of ice in there before it catches fire!
Just to be sure this would splatter oil violently around the room, right?
Quite violently, yes.
It's essentially what happens at Thanksgiving every year when people try to deep fry a frozen turkey and burn their houses down.
and he’ll call that burn an attempted assassination