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Microblog Memes

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[–] CaptPretentious 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Real tweet, real dude. Here's his YouTube, https://youtu.be/Dp8k5_3EOnE?si=6eeWECHCUTLTQXOg

So... We await payment.

[–] Pacattack57 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Copy. I’ll begin castration immediately 😭

[–] the_joeba 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You only promised your left but!

[–] Anticorp 11 points 2 months ago

They've made their choice already.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] roguetrick 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No need to go that deep. What he needs is a gluteal resection. A buttockectomy. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7054894/