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Sheriff calls for backup over wrong Burger King order (local12.com)

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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well he clearly must think the police are the Mafia, who would be called in to handle business disputes.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 39 points 2 days ago

I mean.....the police ARE the mafia. The biggest, and legalized mafia in the country.