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[–] son_named_bort 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

They should put it in between two pieces of bread. I can't believe nobody has ever thought of this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] T156 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nonsense. Such decadence could never be successful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

They already did flatbread melts.