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Elon’s double nothingburger: robotaxis any year now, bro. And robots, bro. Trust us, bro. (pivot-to-ai.com)

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Don't have much use for a protocol droid either.

[–] Silic0n_Alph4 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What I really need is a droid who speaks the binary language of moisture vaporators.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i believe @self is writing one in Nix

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

you know, humidity control is one of the few parts of my house that isn’t controlled by a handbuilt Linux system I’ve fastened to the wall

…so what I’m saying is now I’m writing one in nix, yes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I need one with a sleeve mount that can dirty talk.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

H e y

T h e r e ,

A d e q u a t l y

S i z e d

B o y .

A r e

Y o u

S e e k i n g

P l e a s u r e ?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

We have a protocol droid at home, it's called curl.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Considering the important parts of that, aka the languages can be done by your phone sure. But it would at least have a minimal use. R2 d2 needs special attachments to serve drinks.

The cybertray, competitively priced at 4000$ and the reported risk of it breaking when wet is fairly minimal.