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In the Star Trek franchise, the 12 film was in the Kelvin\JJ Abrhams timeline. Can't wait to see who will voice a rebooted young Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy combo.
This came up in a image search for "young Shrek"...
source, https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/hvi8e8/official_teenage_shrek_concept_art/
You know the first movies intro? The montage of Shreks daily routine, while Smashmouth plays?
Now imagine a "teen shrek" version.
Basically just clips of Shrek crushing slugs for lubrication and fucking his favourite stump.
Fuck
Computer, replicate me a young mike Myers and Eddie Murphy, hot.
Aurora, Illinois Cop... A freewheeling metallic-liquid cop investigating satellite signal theft crosses paths with local slacker black-market music promoter. He soon gets the local metalhead's welcome-to- Aurora, IL treatment by falling for the ol' stratocaster in the tailpipe bit.
The hot is implied, no need to spell it out.
This must be the She Hulk-StarTrek crossover and the shorten it to Shrek
Shren ~ Shrek? That mischievous blue skin with the funny moving ears takes a green Orion dancing slave girl into the past - into the 1970's, specifically. They get Lou Ferrigno angry. DNA gets a good mixin'. Coming soon to theaters...
S.H.'Rek 9 Fiona: Origins (2033).
Oh, no!