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I'd say that if all you want to do is scare the shit out of some scientists in Antarctica you probably only need 1 polar bear
or a dog
Nah let's really confuse them. A lion.
nah, it'd freeze to death too fast
Antarctica compatible fursuit of a lion
Spray-paint a polar bear orange and stick a mane on it. Confusing and scary.
Yup, and there's a lot less risk of complete disruption to the normal food chain. One polar bear will eventually die, a dozen will probably take over.