Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 months ago by FlyingSquid to c/dadjokes

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I said, "who, Ra?"

He got angry and shouted, "IT'S NOTHING TO CELEBRATE!"

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[–] whaleross 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Me: History is so old.

History: UR old.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Every time someone types 'ur' in text speech, for a split second, I think, "the city?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Just Sumerian things