Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 months ago by FlyingSquid to c/dadjokes

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I said, "who, Ra?"

He got angry and shouted, "IT'S NOTHING TO CELEBRATE!"

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Ours is a fun god!
Ours is the sun god!
Ra ra ra!

[–] Lost_My_Mind 12 points 2 months ago

Don'tcha wish yer god was was fun like me? Don'tcha wish yer god was a freak like me? Don'tcha?

[–] FlyingSquid 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I learned a slightly different version of that chant on Usenet all the way back in the early 90s.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I, too, am old.

[–] FlyingSquid 6 points 2 months ago

My back hurts and I need more sleep.