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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This meme must be old as Java 9 added jmods

[–] wispy_jsp 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And there's also WARs for servelets, uberjars, various means of bundling for exes, native compilation via Graal. Overall quite the ignorant meme.

[–] kaknife 3 points 1 month ago

Also EARs in case WARs are not enterprise enough for you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

How did I forget WARs...I literally work with Jakarta quite often including for work lol. Bundling exes is a cheap trick, just a JAR with an exe header, can usually even be run like a jar so not sure I count that but yeah

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's no Java past version 8. Everyone knows that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

-_-...8 needs to die already. Most of my projects heavily depend on modern features, I even have one that straight up requires JPMS