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New Grounded Take on Batman to Feature Billionaire Bruce Wayne Not Helping Anyone (hard-drive.net)
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[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Instead they are self-funding space missions, pouring millions into longevity research and buying a bunker in New Zealand.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget buying social media and amplifying the voices of Gotham's worst

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

Make Gotham great again!