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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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What have we done with what we have been given?! (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by FlyingSquid to c/microblogmemes

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

God looking over at the 'GLOBAL BIBLICAL FLOOD' button on his control board

[–] FlyingSquid 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He promised to never do that one again.

But he said nothing about a massive gamma ray burst.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who says he hadn't already done it a few times already, including the one people wrote about? It's not like there would be many survivors to share the story .... and the ones left alive would definitely be told what they could or couldn't commit to history.

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The fossil record? Of course, that could just be a test of our faith...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

If a test of your faith is not rewarded (for punished for your failure) then it was all in your head.