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submitted 2 months ago by PugJesus to c/[email protected]

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[–] PugJesus 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Alternatively, his blade was not very deadly unless he got it in someone's mouth.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

"Here, lick my knife."

"No."

"Please?"

"Still no. Who puts a knife in their mouth? If you're trying to poison me, maybe you should put poison on the rim of a stein and offer me some ale."

"I'm the worst assassin ever..."