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This researcher wants to replace your brain, little by little. The US government just hired a researcher who thinks we can beat aging with fresh cloned bodies and brain updates. (www.technologyreview.com)
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[–] werefreeatlast 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I want a brain update and a penis upgrade please! Yes 275Tb of ram for my penis and 6" of brain 🧠!

[–] ivanafterall 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't want my penis remembering that much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago 
rm -rf penis/

Oops

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That actually made me laugh out loud. πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Cyberpunk, let’s gooo🀣

[–] wabafee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

After upgrade, years later in a CT scan. Dr. "That is a weird looking brain it almost looks like a pecker."

[–] ivanafterall 3 points 1 month ago

Total mindfuck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The penis upgrade already exists, it's called a "vaginoplasty," sweaty πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’