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My favourite type of self-care (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by SwordInStone to c/[email protected]

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[–] pachrist 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Most standups are bad because they're not used as a quick collaboration tool, they're used as a demonstration to prove you're working, and then the least productive people talk the most because they're the most desperate to prove they're working.

[–] flop_leash_973 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Right along with story points.

Not meant to be a measurement of time, but of effort. But everyone ends up using them as a measure of time because that is what the MBA at the end of the tables wants.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

My current company treats effort the same as time. I can appreciate that they're at least honest about that lol