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[–] ikidd 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Meta could build a set of glasses that lets me view Pluto, washes the dishes, and gives me a loving blowjob, and I wouldn't let them get within 10m of me.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What if it was an angry blowjob to sweeten the deal?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] CrazyLikeGollum 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

With a sandpaper tongue and diamond studded grilles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Nope cant do it without the powdered Carolina ghost pepper water.