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Well, one of them is an abusive drunk, one is a cult member who has multiple ex-wives who've basically fled the marriage, and one is Tim Walz. Think I'd pick Walz.
My main takeaway is cults and alcohol abuse makes you look young.
But having a loving fulfilling life makes you oh so fuckable. 🤤
I already own a distillery. Just gotta start a cult and I will become Keanu
The average cultist in d&d has more health and stats than regular commoners
Nah, money makes you look young, but it also seems to turn a lot of people into real assholes. Tbh, though, I think people are mistaking handsome for youthful - I don't really think either of them look any younger in the fact than Walz, it's just the hair.
bonk
Having enough money for regular treatments, enhancements and top quality plastic surgeons.