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Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

For a lot of geriatric musicians, playing is basically muscle memory.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That also takes dedicating a good chunk of time to practice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Many elderly people don't have a lot to do with their time, so that seems like a good thing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

...contingent on having built that memory from years of practice. I don't know if there's any instrument I can imagine Trump playing, aside from tooting his own horn even when there's nothing to toot about.