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[–] Alenalda 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Is this a midas touch kinda thing? The human body is 60% water πŸ€”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There was a British superhero TV show called Misfits. One of the delinquents had the power to control milk, I.e. you drink milk and this guy could curdle it in your body and kill you.

Are we both thinking about 15% BAC murderin’ Jesus here?

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 1 month ago

That would have been a much better show if they didn't turn over the entire cast every series or so.

[–] Death_Equity 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He wasn't that omnipotent, okay?

[–] Death_Equity 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Only someone who is omniscient could know that.

Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's about time I got the recognition I deserve.

[–] Death_Equity 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.

[–] Death_Equity 2 points 1 month ago

All I have is Moo Deng coin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe it was a consent thing?

[–] Death_Equity 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Being confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry to hear that. Yet another reason I don't do organized religion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Something over 90%.