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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I know that mushy Peas with white pepper and chili vinegar kicks ASS and I bet it would slap on fries, but good God does that look vile.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I know it’s just a lack of pixels but the top goo looks like it been blurred for decency

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

NSFC; not safe for consumption

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Like pubic hair in Japanese porn.

[–] TheWordBotcher 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheWordBotcher 1 points 2 months ago

Dang, someone else already had the idea. Oh well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what that even is. Maybe gravy?? It does look like it's a semi-transparent gel akin to Vaseline.

[–] Death_Equity 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It looks like the slime that eels secrete as a defense mechanism, but mixed with beef fat. What I know of peak Bri'ish cuisine, that jives.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I've heard the notion before that mushy peas are the British guacamole. It only reinforces my headcanon, that it's being served with chili and what the British call "chips". 🙃

[–] Venat0r 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Do you have a chip on your shoulder about them being called chips?

[–] CrazyLikeGollum 5 points 2 months ago

No, he's got a crisp on his shoulder. What a slob.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

on first glance i thought this was fries with guac and gravy.

and i assumed this was an american bragging about being free cos 'we can eat junkfood and watch football' or something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah, that could be amazing. Kinda like poutine.