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[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I finally found the real reason why I like java: I‘m german

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't get why I don't like Rust then

[–] doughless 11 points 2 months ago

You will, comrade.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Do you like Russian, tho? Some Russians I've encountered did find it overcomplicated at times... Но в целом понимаю: мне норм заходит энглиш, а жабаскрипт вообще мимо

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I think it's a beautiful and expressive language. I also do like Java, though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

вообще мимо

Please help, я это не понимаю.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Basically translates to "despite me liking English, js is not my cup of tea". "Вообще мимо" can also be more literally translated as "a complete miss", but I'm not entirely sure if it's used that way

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ah! That makes sense. I wasn't expecting мимо to act like a noun in this way. Большое спасибо.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I also love Java, especially all the goodies added in 17. I'm not German though... 🤔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Maybe you‘d have fun learning german then ;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

You are now. Herzlichen Glückwunsch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Have you ever tried kotlin?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Swabian here. I like C#. Guess that fits.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That's the reason I'm deeply offended. I'm german too. 😉

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm also German, and our beautiful language being compared to java feels like an insult to me.

Strength in diversity, I guess