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"We are not colluding in any way" says Coles and Woolworths in joint statement (chaser.com.au)
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[–] moistclump 8 points 1 month ago

“The idea that we would work together is ridiculous,” said the CEOs of both companies in perfect unison, “we only care about what is best for our money providers… I mean beloved customers.”