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If Scotty, Geordi, O'Brien, Torres, and Trip were each tasked with providing medical care who would perform the best? (self.startrek)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by setsneedtofeed to c/startrek

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Assume a mass casualty type situation. Something along the lines of AR-558 with physical wounds ranging from phaser and disruptor hits, to concussions, broken bones, and the like.

Each Chief would be from roughly halfway through the run of their series with whatever knowledge and experience they had at that point. Each would have access to whatever kind of portable medical kit a medical officer of their time would have brought for such a situation. There are no able bodied personnel to help. No they don't have access to a transporter.

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[–] setsneedtofeed 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (12 children)

I'm specifically disallowing the transporter trick because the scenario is about making them provide treatment. Same thing as making sure they don't have any able bodied help to divest responsibility to.

Consider this a tuned holodeck training designed to diversify their skillset.

[–] theilleists 5 points 3 months ago (11 children)

The Kobay-ouchie Maru.

[–] setsneedtofeed 4 points 3 months ago (10 children)

How do you like my solution?

[–] theilleists 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The alien blood corrodes away the bottom of your cup. Now what do you do?

[–] setsneedtofeed 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I try to communicate with it.

[–] theilleists 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It speaks only in disposable cup idioms. It says: "Red Solo, when the beer fell." Now what do you do?

[–] setsneedtofeed 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I eat the cup so that I can have its inner light.

[–] theilleists 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You arrive without traveling, see all without looking, and do all without doing. You get a nifty flute souvenir. The ship explodes. Score: 0/100. Thank you for participating in the Kobay-ouchie Maru.

[–] setsneedtofeed 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I believe there is still the matter of the free hat.

[–] theilleists 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Acknowledged. Launching Starfleet standard hat distribution holoprogram.

[–] setsneedtofeed 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Today is a good day to dive.

[–] theilleists 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When he gets pulled out, he'll be fisherman's Worf.

[–] setsneedtofeed 1 points 2 months ago

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